smarmalicious
Title: freewheelin' freeloader
Age: 22
Sun Sign: Capricorn
Location: 'twixt delight & delirium
About Me:
“…if I'm anything by a clinical name, I'm a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.”
I aspire to be a paradigm pirate,
but my primary practice so far is
acting as social lubricant for my family.
As I mix butter, eggs, cream, & flour
by the hour for pretend money
I dream of growing to be a reality hacker
and never eating refined sugar again.
& tho I've yet to do anything but dabble in mediums,
there babbles in the air a creative chaos
which I love & call Eris.
I like to imagine myself a reincarnated mountain goat,
tho more likely just reincarnated mud from a goatface.
I'm a hypocrite, but it keeps me laughing.
Poseur extraordinaire, small-town bumpkin, psychonaut, heretic, current wage slave baker, farmhand for food, wanderlustin gypsy-punk-pilgrim, and aspiring hermit.
Member Since: Wednesday, April 18 2007
Last Visit: 125 days ago.
Profile Viewed: 764 times (last viewed less than a minute ago)
Things smarmalicious Loves
Goals
- go to culinary school
- remove head from sphincter (again)
- take a road trip out West
- Work on an organic farm
- Travel by ship
- Tattoo my skin
- learn to skateboard proficiently
- Learn to play harmonica
- get a mohawk
- Be present.
- Visit Chaos Communication Camp 2008
- Visit Scotland in August
- Recieve a haircut from Duane Peters
- Serve as an honorary footstool in Willaim Gibson's study

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