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smarmalicious

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Title: freewheelin' freeloader

Age: 22

Sun Sign: Capricorn

Location: 'twixt delight & delirium

About Me:

“…if I'm anything by a clinical name, I'm a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.” 
I aspire to be a paradigm pirate,
but my primary practice so far is
acting as social lubricant for my family.
As I mix butter, eggs, cream, & flour
by the hour for pretend money
I dream of growing to be a reality hacker
and never eating refined sugar again.
& tho I've yet to do anything but dabble in mediums,
there babbles in the air a creative chaos
which I love & call Eris.
I like to imagine myself a reincarnated mountain goat,
tho more likely just reincarnated mud from a goatface.
I'm a hypocrite, but it keeps me laughing.
Poseur extraordinaire, small-town bumpkin, psychonaut, heretic, current wage slave baker, farmhand for food, wanderlustin gypsy-punk-pilgrim, and aspiring hermit.


Member Since: Wednesday, April 18 2007

Last Visit: 125 days ago.

Profile Viewed: 764 times (last viewed less than a minute ago)

Things smarmalicious Loves

Goals

  • go to culinary school
  • remove head from sphincter (again)
  • take a road trip out West
  • Work on an organic farm
  • Travel by ship
  • Tattoo my skin
  • learn to skateboard proficiently
  • Learn to play harmonica
  • get a mohawk
  • Be present.
  • Visit Chaos Communication Camp 2008
  • Visit Scotland in August
  • Recieve a haircut from Duane Peters
  • Serve as an honorary footstool in Willaim Gibson's study